Animals: Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and...

By hadtocleanthemess - 28/06/2011 12:35 - Canada

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2018 17:30

Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2020 14:00

Today, I have a case of diarrhea. How did I find out? I got startled by my dog jumping up to greet me, and I shat all over the kitchen floor. FML

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By kiwibox - 26/10/2013 01:50 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, my dog had an upset stomach and diarrhea. To avoid a mess on the carpet, I confined her to a gated area in the kitchen with sheets over the floor, so any mess could be cleaned up easily. Instead of going on the sheets, she sprayed shit all up the walls. FML

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Top of the mornin' to ya!

By Anonymous Taco Man - 03/08/2021 08:01 - United States

Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML

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By SHIT-BREATH - 05/06/2013 16:03 - United Kingdom - Chepstow

Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my hands and bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML

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By ukfan - 06/10/2010 16:01 - United States

Today, after bringing my dog back inside, he started whining. I thought it was because he wanted his toys, but he was really trying to say, "Help me," as a torpedo of diarrhea exploded out of him, leaving a trail down the hallway. FML

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Treasure hunt

By Catois - 05/03/2010 05:17 - United States

Today, I caught my dog attempting to shit on the carpet. When I saw him, I screamed. Startled, he ran around the house, continuing to take his shit. Now, I don't have to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger hunt and find all of the scattered turds. FML

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By life_suxxx - 17/12/2009 06:09 - United States

Today, I come home to find that my dog has taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He also took a dump in my house shoe. FML

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By Really - 14/05/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML

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kduubb 7

Tuesday 28 June 2011 18:56

aww poor dog...

Shadow1368 17

Tuesday 28 June 2011 18:57

That's a shitty situation.

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tantan69 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 19:02

poor dog

hotmomma3 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 19:07

lulz. you said shat

sxe_beast 11

Tuesday 28 June 2011 19:10

Yes because "shat" is past tense of shit...

stupidmonkey80 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 20:18

24- That doesnt mean That the word isnt funny

sprite123 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 20:26

hahahahahhaahahahahhahha i was thinkin the same thingg

Cubana_fml 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 20:49

lolz i said the same thing XD

supertacowaffle 41

Tuesday 28 June 2011 21:09

lulz, stfu.

hotmomma3 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 6:50

twat

WhiteBoyThatCan 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 16:43

I say 68 and 24 are both right..

vballcutie08 6

Wednesday 29 June 2011 18:32

the word shat always makes me giggle! :)

mrbattleman 10

Tuesday 28 June 2011 19:08

that's actually a natural reaction to having your head stuck in a container. my brother did the same thing last month

powderpuffjord13 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 19:09

hahahahahahahahahahaha thats gross...

morganpilling3 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 19:09

I'm not the only one!!

ThaHero 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 19:10

I'm not surprised.

Davydawrestla 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 19:10

Okay, I read this to my friend and he lost it! We are currently laughing on the floor.

heartbrakej 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 19:15

guess who has to clean up? haha

ILOLatmockdaweek 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 23:50

op cos it's their username...

afilingcabinet 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 19:18

iv done the same thing before

katheo21 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 19:21

aww poor dog

shovels 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 22:05

Plank is funny...

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Today, my boyfriend and I were throwing a toy for his dog. He threw it, and I turned my head in that direction, looking for almost a minute before realizing he didn't actually throw it. He's still amused because, "even the dog was smart enough not to fall for that." FML

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