By mugged - 20/03/2011 20:29 - United States

Today, my dog had to choose between protecting me from a mugger or eating an apple. He chose the apple. FML
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BLAZZZEEEDDD 1

dogs always go for food

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AlienX_fml 0

I usually bring an apple when i mug people. Just in case they have a dog.

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LunaNstars 0

and so did Eve. looks like both the dog and her made the wrong choice

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the0thers1de 0

imagine how the dog felt... "Today, My owner and I were going to get food when my owner got mugged. I didn't think I could stop the man so all I had to eat for the day was an apple. FML"

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db_rainblow 0

That's what you get for forgetting to feed him/her. Jerk. ydi

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gxkon 5

get a pitbull mine don't play that shit

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mrbungles 0

You deserve it, pets suck.

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boomsupersonic 0

Why do they suck, exactly?

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litebluebaby 0

Maybe you should have grabbed the apple, then threw it at the guy, then the dog would attack the guy for the apple.

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GeneralMotors 23

I am almost sure the dog did not even know you were in danger. he probably did not even see you.

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