Today, my dog passed away. This happened because my FIL ran him... - FML

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By "MsGamerLady" - 07/12/2020 00:21 - United States

Today, my dog passed away. This happened because my FIL ran him over. He died right in front of me and my FIL still hasn't even said he's sorry. My dog's 1st birthday is in 2 weeks and instead of celebrating I'm going to be getting my other dog used to not seeing his little brother anymore. FML

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