Animals: Today, my dog threw up on my bed while I was sleeping. I lost...

By good_gravy - 20/02/2012 19:39 - United States

Today, my dog threw up on my bed while I was sleeping. I lost an hour of the day washing the vomit out with a rag, and my garbage disposal jammed on whatever otherworldly things my dog ate the day before. I had to dig it out by hand. FML

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By Anonymous Taco Man - 03/08/2021 08:01 - United States

Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2012 11:57 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2012 05:08 - United States - Amarillo

Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML

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By simple living - 29/04/2015 02:43 - United States - Austin

Today, my dog threw up on the tiled floor. I found out at 6 this morning in the dark when I slipped and fell in it. FML

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By Tom - 15/06/2009 10:07 - Israel

Today, I was woken up by a funky smell. My dog had eaten a dead bird and thrown up all over my bed and floor. At 4 o'clock in the morning I had to clean up regurgitated bits of bird, feathers, blood and dog food. The smell still hasn't gone away. FML

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By WhyMe - 27/11/2018 17:30

Today, I woke up approximately half a nanosecond after my dog involuntarily vomited in bed. On my face. I opened my mouth because it literally filled my nose. I swallowed out of reflex before I was fully awake. FML

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By jonboy - 09/05/2009 20:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a new comfy duvet and pillow and was looking forward to a good night's sleep. I got into bed and was followed by my dog, who then threw up the tub of butter he had just stolen from the kitchen onto my brand new bed spread. FML

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By WellThatSucks - 23/05/2016 09:15 - United States

Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML

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By Dogmom - 18/12/2018 17:30

Today, I couldn’t tell that my puppy had an upset stomach before I left for work. I came home to her covered in shit inside her crate. After cleaning her up and almost being done with the mess, my husband found where she had tried to lick herself clean and then vomited it up in our bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

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Pentium_4 27

Tuesday 21 February 2012 1:51

man, being a dog would be quite the life. while you're cleaning up the mess they made, he/she is probably relaxing on the couch licking their privates

theWINDOWmonster 3

Tuesday 21 February 2012 2:08

Why would you put it in the disposal? As opposed to something that makes more sense, like ohh.. the trash?

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mhknorr 8

Tuesday 21 February 2012 2:56

that happens to me to we have a warning but we know if we take pricotions it wont work

Angelrose2004 17

Tuesday 21 February 2012 2:59

You should've just bought some gloves. The time to get them would be worth it, imo anyways.

Mackenzie99 6

Tuesday 21 February 2012 3:38

Omg !!! That's awful :( what a day :3

katcot99 11

Tuesday 21 February 2012 3:38

That is why you shut your door.

Bigboned38 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 10:44

I guess that dog owner is not smart enough to know that.

crazyblackchick 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 3:51

Throw up on the dog's bed. Or, just throw up on the dog.

JukeboxValkyrie 19

Tuesday 21 February 2012 3:52

Be grateful that your dog threw it back up at all. I had a Yorkie today that died from suffocation because she attempted to eat several Lincoln Logs. Next time, keep your otherworldly crap out of reach of your dog.

RathTheFallen 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 3:59

Get a cat then! Cats are waaaaaaaaay better than dogs. Plus they don't vomit every where. P.s- get a short haired cat unless you want to clean up hair balls. XD

linkinpark98 23

Tuesday 21 February 2012 5:53

Dogs will forever rule over cats. Depends on the owner whether or not the dog acts a certain way. You never hear the saying "Cats are a man's best friend!"