By flipnazn - 15/07/2011 04:24 - United States

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML
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QwertyMcNugget 0

It was probobly just recruiting your dog to Hogwarts.

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PuppiesFTW 5

get a bigger dog?

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SavySituation 0

Lmao, I Can't Breathe Laughing ! ....... (maybe I'm still high) but this is so funnyyyyyyy aha !

metalhead5564 0

How is that funny? Someone's dog (who they probably cared about a lot) was taking by an owl!

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JEHughes 13

yea it's not funny and if you think telling everyone you're high makes you look cool it doesn't. It makes you look SUPER trashy. So does your haircut.

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awsomekristen13 0

your a ******* sicko..... WTF is wrong with you ?

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marinus_fml 19

Everybody calm down and be nice to the crackwhore. Who am I kidding? GTFO

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AnagenisisZagus 13

I have never seen so many winners on FML before until now. Bravo, repliers.

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itsgen 16

**** you!! you nasty hoe looking bitch go choke on sucking a dick which is all ur good at

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spazmattic 0

cause stoners with bad haircuts suck good dick? I think not

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lionlvr 9

F you....you think it's funny that someone's Dog that they cared and loved a lot got carried away by an owl? What the F is wrong with you?!?! And it's not cool that you do drugs....it just makes you look bad....yeah. I hope a giant freaking Owl comes and swoops you up off the ground (Lol) right in front of your whole family....then you won't think it's so funny. ? R.I.P. Puppy. :)

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holybuckets 0

who gives a shit if you're high?!? Asshole.

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cassidy420 0

heartless bitch. high or not. that's messed up..

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Helldemon 32

Not really something to be laughing about.

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puny74 0

Were you high when you got your hair done as well? Also, I would laugh my balls off if this happened to YOUR pet, bitch.

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AuburnBoi17 5

231 that is a funny ass reply!!!

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fauxyhaha 0

How in the hell is that funny? GTFU

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OneBigMessUp 5

Haahahaha thats funny, did you watch the owl take it away? xD

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HannahForbesxo 13

No, he forgot to watch and just walked off as if nothing happened. Derp.

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lionlvr 9

No F-Tard. Why would he?!?! I'd chase after the freaking Owl!!!!

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fauxyhaha 0

Seriously, how is that funny?!

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FMijnLeven 11

Hahahaa. Did you get you dog back? :D

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Give_Linux_A_Go 28

Hide yo dogs, hide yo cats, cuz they is scoopin' errybody out there!

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GlamourGhoul 3

hahahaha too funny!

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airforce987 20

he's flying through your windows, he snatchin' your puppies up!

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lionlvr 9

Lol. We Gon' Find You!!!! We Gon' Find You....Homeboy Homeboy!!!!

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lmaoatall 6

or maybe she's still high!

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missdestinfl2010 0

or maybe she just forgot to take her meds.. or took to many?

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CountryGirl111 7

lmao 94! XD

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scrapmetal58 9

Clearly the owl is delivering it to Hagrid at Hogwarts.

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tona01 16

131 hey take it down a bit, you sound like a person that would like to cut our favorite stoner. just listen to a little bob marley, perhaps three little birds or easy skanking. chill a little, life's too good

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txgirl2013 14

64 - I thought the same thing...or she's a pure retard.

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