Animals: Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

By flipnazn - 15/07/2011 04:24 - United States

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

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Today, I looked out the window just in time to see a coyote carrying off my cat that I had just let outside five minutes before. FML

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Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML

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Today, my pet bird died. He had caught some illness and had been extremely sick for the past few days. He didn't die from the illness though. My dog ate him. FML

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By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML

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By Jeslyn03 - 13/01/2012 18:57 - Canada

Today, I wandered around my property with my children, trying to find our escaped house cat. While in the more wooded parts, we spotted her on the ground, being picked over by a coyote. FML

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By stinky skunk - 05/09/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML

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By KornyKid - 21/02/2016 08:01 - United States - Citrus Heights

Today, I got a new cat for my birthday. It ate my bird right when we got home, then it ran away. FML

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cheerleader25 0

Friday 15 July 2011 12:12

I hate it when that happens!!

QwertyMcNugget 0

Friday 15 July 2011 15:49

It was probobly just recruiting your dog to Hogwarts.

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missdestinfl2010 0

Friday 15 July 2011 15:58

or she forgot her meds this morning. or took to many! you really should go to the doctor and get your head checked!

hiddenriot7 5

Friday 15 July 2011 16:00

that's what you get for having a small dog

AgentCobra 5

Friday 15 July 2011 16:09

Maybe this is so funny because it's fake. Who would post an FML about it? I would actually get off my ass and hunt that owl down!

CallMeHush 0

Friday 15 July 2011 16:14

Get a man-size dog.

bailey80 3

Friday 15 July 2011 16:17

omfg I'm so sorry! that's really sad... :(

princessjes23 6

Friday 15 July 2011 16:22

oh no!! D= so sorry, op

ArsenalFan12 0

Friday 15 July 2011 16:23

I doubt the owl could have got far

jazziness 12

Friday 15 July 2011 16:28

this fml is soo sad sorry for your loss op but maybe the owl will put him back hopefully

ReynshineCutting 10

Friday 15 July 2011 16:55

The owl will put him back? Really? *shakes head*

yzf250rider88 2

Friday 15 July 2011 16:44

clearly you have a shitty dog that resembles a rat or mouse so I'm thinking what ever scooped it up did you a favor

musicalmaggs 0

Friday 15 July 2011 17:04

reminds me of the proposal...

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