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By thewhompingwillow - 01/09/2012 17:56 - United States - Springfield

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Today, my dog, who has been specially trained to go for help when I'm having a seizure, went to alert my parents downstairs that I was having an emergency. The "emergency" was me masturbating. FML
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loserboii 11

So your seizures & masturbations look the relatively similiar I assume¿

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DJEddieXZ 9

idk why or how you can do it with the dog watching you

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NotARussianSpy 5

Everyone who says YDI for letting the dog watch you clearly doesn't know how seizures work. FYL.

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KaitlynNeal 13

I... Don't know how to comment..

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hazardoussmiles9 22

Must've been awkward to explain to your parents.

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shuki25 2

Next time kennel the dog before jerking off!

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Grauncho 27

Looks like you really *puts on shades* seized the moment. YEEEEEAAAAH

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hannaaaahr 33

I loooooove your user name! if you where a dementor, I'd become a criminal to get your kiss ;)

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Grauncho 27

Do you have Parkinson's on top of that?

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