By bellaboop1990 - 14/07/2009 22:13 - United States

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Today, my drunk boyfriend told me he thought of new positions for us to try in bed because it was getting boring. We haven't had sex yet. FML
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Toas7 0

"Today, my drunk boyfriend " This explains it.

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efmivida 0

hes a jerk... or really weird

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Bangarang_Rufio 0

maybe you should've, then he wouldn't be making an effort to do it crazy style with other chicks.

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islaphippos 0

lmao, time for a new boyfriend

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nuclear 0

He was probably so drunk that he accidently mistook you for an ex. Or thought he already had sex with you and thought it was boring. Yeah, my attempts at being positive aren't working.

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allthewrongkeys 0

He is cheating on you! He doesnt remember that you havent had sex yet. FYL

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maria12_fml 0

YDI for dating a guy who gets drunk. You should have dumped him the first time he got hammered.

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ohthatsucks 0

and why is that a YDI? your pretty stupid if you ask me.

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waterynuggets 0

Yeah there's nothing strange about dating a guy who is referred to as a drunk that tells his gf about new positions when they haven't even had sex yet. Nothing at all.

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runormal 0

Live a little, getting drunk isn't a big deal.. lol

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kcslgvr 11

just because he was drunk once does not mean that he is an alcoholic. and what a great idea to suggest that she should cheat on him. that would make her just as bad as him if he did. and if he didn't and it was just the alcohol talking, the relationship would get much more complicated. that was a really dumb thing to say.

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abetterday 4

are u sure he wasn't jus tryna hint that u always take up most of tha bed or something?

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eggbrtshootsfire 0

Well, not having sex DOES get pretty boring after a while...

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