By bellaboop1990 - 14/07/2009 22:13 - United States

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Today, my drunk boyfriend told me he thought of new positions for us to try in bed because it was getting boring. We haven't had sex yet. FML
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Toas7 0

"Today, my drunk boyfriend " This explains it.

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efmivida 0

hes a jerk... or really weird

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Lizzygirlleee 0

he probably means no sex is kinda boring. i think it is... :p

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tranekfny 0

that doesnt mean hes cheating on u. hes drunk.

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xcchick 0

why did she deserve tht? u asses.

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jiggles101 0

lol wow he's drunk what do you expect. DO you really believe everything people say when they're drunk. If he told you he was going for a walk to the moon while he's krunk would you run around telling everyone about how your boyfriend can walk to the moon?

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whizzkidd99 0

well no shit you ******* dumb bitch HE WANTS TO **** YOU IN THE BUTT

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whizzkidd99 0

dude crazy cack i love your thoughts we should hang out more often

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filmil 0

**** U for not putting out. its the girls responsibility to initiate the sex so YDI big time. give ur boyfriend some pussy or u might as well say ur going to marry a drunkard lol. hope he breaks up with u

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SKYblue_fml 1

wow. You're destined to be lonely your whole life.

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fmltfln 0

HAY VATS UP!!! I AM BRUUUNO!!

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