By bellaboop1990 - 14/07/2009 22:13 - United States

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Today, my drunk boyfriend told me he thought of new positions for us to try in bed because it was getting boring. We haven't had sex yet. FML
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Toas7 0

"Today, my drunk boyfriend " This explains it.

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efmivida 0

hes a jerk... or really weird

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macc55 2

you should of just said " ok. " and banged someone else

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Clutzy_as_ever_4 0

@Crazycok grow up you're kinda immature. Just because you swear and tell everyone to go suck a dick, doesn't make you cool. And dating a drunk isn't a bad thing unless he is constantly drunk.. but once in awhile is ok. @Filmil you don't know how long they've been dating for one.. if she's still a virgin for two.. and so what if she hasn't given it up yet. And I'm sure it sucks for guys because the woman has to be ready for it, but why is it so damn important to you, you can't wait til she is ready!? @whizzkidd99 you also need to grow up! Swearing isn't so cool, and caps are annoying, and if you're going to be a pig don't bother commenting it's rude. @OP.. When he's sober ask him about it, and discuss about when you might be ready to actually have sex with him, don't rush it just because he wants it, and if he loves you enough, he can wait until you are ready. And to anyone that tries to respond to me making the comments about the immature idiots on here, because you support them, I don't want to read it, I'm not in the happiest of moods right now and plus I just heard my pap is in the hospital, so I will get defensive and tell you off as well. Thanks =)

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fmltfln 0

you're a ******* retard

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olisykes_ 0

@Clutzy_as_ever_4 I hope your pap dies. ******* whingy bitch. Go shove something up your ****.

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septemberlovebug 0

wow, you really are a little bastard aren't you? why don't you grow the **** up.. and let your balls drop, before you go and speak to someone like that. I don't think you would appreciate someone saying that about your family now would you? I didn't think so. Peace!

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septemberlovebug 0

and its you're not your... my lord, didn't you people learn this in grade school?

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whizzkidd99 0

hey clutzy bitch no one cares what the **** you say im gonna go with the fine words of crazycok GO SUCK A FAT DICK thanks

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PimpDaddyT 0

good thing to. dump his ass before you become " that **** I banged last night"

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debbie11212 0

Yah you have to talk to him

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THIS_FML_SUCKS 0

OP is a ******!

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redxapplexoxo 0

WOULD ANYONE CARE TO STICK THEIR FINGER IN A DEAD DOGS ASS??????????

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