By bellaboop1990 - 14/07/2009 22:13 - United States

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Today, my drunk boyfriend told me he thought of new positions for us to try in bed because it was getting boring. We haven't had sex yet. FML
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Toas7 0

"Today, my drunk boyfriend " This explains it.

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efmivida 0

hes a jerk... or really weird

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saunder 0

so i guess its TIME, any position would be a new one for ya

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sam_stalker 0

MAYBE THATS WHY ITS BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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missbon 0

Lets put this into perspective, shes dating a guy who drunken rambles. none of which makes any sence to her because they havnt actually had sex yet. What does that tell us? It tells us that he was not making coherrent conversation bacause he WAS DRUNK! people say all kinds of things whilst under the influence, i myself have told my boyfriend that i wanted to, and i believe this is verbatim,"lick chocolate off your friends chest" . Not meaning it in the slightest. It's what we do. We get drunk. We say stupid shit. And when morning come, we have flash backs of last nights events and pray to god that the repercussions of those things are not as bad as the last time. @OP: he was drunk, stress less.

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DrMorbid 0

EXACTLY my thoughts! Never and I mean NEVER take seriously ANYTHING a drunk person says.

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yaktazuki 0

Atleast you found out that he might be cheating

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Dracula212 0

hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha I've done the same thing to this girl last week. stupid booze makes you talk lol

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EffYoLife 14

lol@u havent had sex yet. cant get more BORING than THAT! lmao

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