put out

ydi for not putting out

Go **** his close friend and tell him that u got bored with him and needed new dick.

He was drunk, so maybe it doesn't mean what it sounds like? Maybe he means the penis-in-****** position?

why haven't you guys had sex? that seems to be the reason why its boring....maybe he is just trying to tell you he wants you (in an inebriated way)

@ olisykes_ ... Idc if you think I'm a whiny bitch, but to say you hope my pap dies is ****** up and not needed, you can say what you want about me, but to say you wish death on someone is low, grow some actual balls and be a man instead of being pathetic, disrespectful and stupid. I'm sick of people being assholes on here, to the people that post there FMLs, and to people that are actually giving the posters advice. Learn to have some ******* respect!!!!! and if the people that created the site aren't going to tell you about it, I will. @ Crazycok.... As for your little comment about me "You're probly a 40 year old lose sitting in your basement jacking off.".... Last time I checked it's spelled loser, which you literally are a 40 year old loser (checked your profile...), possibly sitting in your god damn basement jacking off, because noone in their right mind would **** you... and you constantly say ****, which is actually not that funny, or cool... it's stupid and childish, I would expect a 13-18 year old guy saying it, but you're 40.... Grow the hell up and act your age not your shoe size. And btw I'm 16, and a female... and You people are ******* assholes, and need to learn to respect others. And that's pathetic if you have to be told by a 16 year old.. if you're over 20.. to be respectful because you should know how to act. And others need to learn how to type.

Ugh. ******* trolls on this FML. OP, maybe your boyfriend was hinting that he wanted to have sex? Or maybe he meant other things in bed, I mean have you done ANYTHING sexual? Maybe he wanted to try oral sex or mutual masturbation or something kinky but not actually intercourse? I dunno...

you know, my dad has said that he was in world war one once when he was drunk. he even acted it all out. he wasn't in that war. drunk people say the darndest things. oh, and he also told me that he met every great and powerful karate master in the world, he showed me some rediculous moves, etc whilst drunk. drunk people also DO the darndest things, so it might not have meant anything.

Ha, Fail. It's probably boring because you havent gave him any?

he should be your ex-boyfriend now