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By Cecilly2010 - 28/04/2011 15:53

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2015 20:02 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, a drunk man started yelling at the lamppost outside my house, demanding to be let inside, all while my neighbors watched. That man is my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 20:38 - Netherlands - Mierlo

Today, my drunk dad decided to wake me up by lobbing our cat directly into my now-mauled face. FML

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By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2014 21:14 - United States - Margate City

Today, as I was leaving home for my mall kiosk job, my dad asked me where I was off to. When I said I was going to work, he tossed an empty beer bottle to the floor, belched, and said "Bah! Get a REAL job!" He's unemployed and living in my apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2012 00:36 - United States - Panama City

Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML

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By Deadman - 02/04/2012 13:37 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk at four in the morning. He walked into my room, screaming at me to wake up so he can kill zombies. FML

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By FML - 08/12/2013 18:00 - Puerto Rico - Cayey

Today, my dad came home drunk off his ass. So drunk that he couldn't manage to open the refrigerator, and ended up punching it in a fit of rage. When I tried to calm him down and get him to bed, he told me to fuck off, and grounded me. FML

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Drunk MC

By Anonymous - 11/03/2013 14:03 - Sweden - Sundbyberg

Today, my dad has been hitting the bottle, and will only respond to anything I say in a slurred rap. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2010 16:38 - United States

Today, my dad screamed at me because I've been "spending too much money". He's been out of a job for 4 months and I've been giving him 300 dollars a month to help pay for bills... and his beer. FML

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By meeeoow - 22/01/2011 10:05 - Australia

Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

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samsanpoet 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 19:00

yeah why cant he be like the dog on the beggin' strips commercial! lazy dog

Insane_Tea 15

Thursday 28 April 2011 19:01

Well someone's gotta be put to work. Booze isn't going to buy itself ya' hear.

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tigerarmychic 3

Saturday 30 April 2011 17:46

lolllll

tennisstar14 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 6:28

geez dogs these days. lazy.

cody402 7

Sunday 1 May 2011 13:02

how's this a fml I wish my dog would do something like that but he's dead wow way to bring everyone down oh shut up he died before you were born how dare u sir how's my dog die b4 I was born WTF who are u

wriptidez 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 13:15

rofl

HarpaChow 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 23:04

Someones gotta pay the bills in the household!

TheyCallmeStacey 9

Sunday 1 May 2011 23:49

lol gawd

OasC82 0

Monday 2 May 2011 2:11

hahahahahahhahHahahahHhhahaha that's hilarious

bubblebuyy 0

Monday 2 May 2011 4:53

ahaha that must of been funny to watch xD

mwahaha1 0

Monday 2 May 2011 12:51

LOL!

That0therguy 4

Monday 2 May 2011 20:14

Sounds all too familiar. My Dog has the same problem.

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