By chocochoco - 24/03/2014 03:40 - United States - Auburn

Today, my drunken self became a vaguely racist poet. I am now the author of a four-page poem entitled "Chocolate Men". FML
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jerryj 27

Please follow up and publish it here!

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lex1459 38

Are you the same OP that wrote "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" for their essay?

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bummervacation 10

I'm entirely too interested in this FML for there not to be a follow up

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Pleonasm 35

Did you step away from the page to breathe in?

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worldclassrager 39

To make this less racist add a tag about white chocolate or a drunk poem about crackers

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bluefrootloops 13

MORE racist?

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acidburnz1107 10

Less racist, then he will be hating on everyone?

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RedPillSucks 31

Nah. He'd have to add some lines about almond joys, and ... Hmmm.... Red meat? Pistachios (from Iran)

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missyfiona89 28

There was one a chocolate man, who lived down the street. Didn't know what his name was, but the bitches call him, "pimp".

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missyfiona89 28

The big big chocolate man, the big big chocolate man. He's great with milk and cream.

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meli1195 31

Probably not since OP was drunk.

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r00nie 10

Did you also write about nuts and raisins in the chocolate?

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ahsanmasood 4

LOLOLOL i am sure this is not one fml, i bet every line in that poem deserves an fml entry of its own!

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Credibleskills 28

I'm pretty curious about the actual poem that you wrote while drunk

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bluefrootloops 13

Do not pass go, go straight to DEATH and HELL you horrible evil HEATHEN.

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