Intimacy: Today, my elderly father-in-law grabbed my breasts in the pool...

By nothanks - 01/05/2011 14:30 - United States

Today, my elderly father-in-law grabbed my breasts in the pool at a family gathering. I'd let it go as an accident if this wasn't the 4th time it happened today. FML

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By babyeaternomnom - 30/06/2012 16:22 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML

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Knock first

By jesus christ, dad - 06/09/2013 16:48 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 21:57 - United States - Dewitt

Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML

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Gotcha good

By fuck you, dad - 08/02/2014 20:54 - United States - Bellflower

Today, my family and I were celebrating my dad's birthday. The two of us were standing by the pool chatting, and I jokingly said "You're old now." I suppose I should have expected him to shove me into the pool, my phone still in hand, and retort, "You're soaked now." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2013 06:52 - United States - Orlando

Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2015 23:54 - Belgium - Gent

Today, I was verbally and physically attacked in a public pool, because I was swimming in what a grandma claimed was her part of the pool. Since I'm a very tolerant person, I calmly tried to talk some reason into the elderly lady. The lifeguard had to come to protect me. FML

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By qtpieo1 - 13/08/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML

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By Lexi - 20/11/2010 19:07 - Canada

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML

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By sharee - 19/12/2015 20:51 - United States - Providence

Today, my father-in-law asked me if I have breast implants in front of the whole family for the third time this month. FML

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By JMG - 19/08/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, at the water park, my grandmother's boob slipped out. Every time I close my eyes, I see her dangling breast in my mind. FML

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Sunday 1 May 2011 19:04

creepers gonna creep.

Shootamonkey3 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 19:06

You must have some nice ****.

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hunterfreed31 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 23:25

lol 135

DeadxManxWalking 27

Sunday 1 May 2011 23:33

I would do the same if I couldn't swim. Also surprise your swimsuit didn't come off otherwise you wouldn't have been in there the rest of the time(s)

eag05 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 23:41

- ydi for letting it happen more than once , first time around u should of either slapped him and said NO! or told ur husband but seems me to u were loving it.

sk8erd 15

Monday 2 May 2011 0:21

i agree, i mean its creepy for an Elderly dude to do that to a young girl, but his hormones were prolly raging so.. just dont be in the pool when he's around. something like this can paralyze you later in life remember that..

just_sayin_81 4

Monday 2 May 2011 0:27

creepy - I hope you said something to your husband...

wtfmylifedude 8

Monday 2 May 2011 0:28

Incest in the morning! Suppressed memories. 97.1!

somewizdom 15

Monday 2 May 2011 0:38

Stuff happens.. Maybe your mother also feels up your husband by accident.

RavenLovesGir 0

Monday 2 May 2011 0:44

I can't believe all of you who are saying "Give him a break!" and what not... This is disturbingly DISGUSTING. How would you all feel if your father-in-law did that to you?