Miscellaneous: Today, my elderly neighbour was having some kind of house party....

By Anonymous - 16/08/2013 20:19 - Switzerland

Today, my elderly neighbour was having some kind of house party. It was incredibly loud, so I went and asked if he could tone it down a little. He responded by grabbing a deck chair, smacking me with it, then chasing me back to my house, all while his guests cheered him on. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2016 05:07 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called the cops on my elderly neighbor for blaring loud war music yet again. They chatted and laughed with him on his lawn for a good half hour. As they left, he slapped the female officer's ass, only for her to just giggle about it. After they drove off, he fired up his music again. FML

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By freshman - 25/03/2011 23:05 - Canada

Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML

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By Paul - 08/08/2011 01:49 - United States

Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML

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By so much for relaxing - 21/07/2021 06:01

Today, I decided to sit on the back porch for a while to enjoy the nice weather and relax. Unfortunately, one of my neighbors was outside too, having a very loud argument with his wife for about 45 minutes. FML

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By 404 justice not found - 21/04/2016 19:15 - United States - Whitehall

Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML

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By jauregz - 25/05/2017 00:00 - Australia - Lalor

Today, my neighbours had an extremely loud party, which began at midnight and didn't end until 6. I know this because I had a 15 minute sleep, seeing as I had to wake up at quarter past. FML

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By Adam - 24/05/2011 05:54

Today, while I was walking home, I noticed an elderly man in a wheel chair trying to paint his garage so I went over to help. His response was verbal abuse and a slap to the face with a wet paint brush. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2012 22:59 - Australia - Redland Bay

Today, my grandpa was visiting. My neighbors started blasting out rap music, as they've done nearly 24/7 for months, telling me to fuck off when I complain. He went over and screamed he'd gut them like fish if they didn't pipe down. They did. He's 68 and still more intimidating than me. FML

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By floppy - 09/08/2019 06:00 - Australia

Today, my house caught fire and almost burned down. My neighbour, who has always hated me, came up, patted me on the back, and said, "That sucks for you." FML

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Friendly fire

By Davios - 24/09/2009 04:34 - United States

Today, I moved in with an older gentleman renting out a room. Tonight, he had a domestic dispute with his girlfriend, who threw a lawn chair at my car. FML

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Kiki242 19

Saturday 17 August 2013 1:23

You should've broke his hip.

helen_ellexo 22

Saturday 17 August 2013 1:23

The elderly just wanna have fun

Comments

perdix 29

Saturday 17 August 2013 1:36

Don't **** with old people's parties! We don't have a lot of time left.

Welshite 39

Saturday 17 August 2013 1:46

Those bridge games get your heart pumping, right? They're nearly as exciting as your weekly bingo night.

perdix 29

Saturday 17 August 2013 2:36

#21, you're telling me. When I want to go 3 No Trump and my partner tries to get 5 diamonds -- damn, that's excitement!!

roza043 14

Saturday 17 August 2013 1:41

YDI for being a party pooper.

WildWonder808 14

Saturday 17 August 2013 1:47

Let them party!!!

DatPinkman 4

Saturday 17 August 2013 2:00

I doubt you'd be like that if the guy hitting him was a young man.

WildWonder808 14

Saturday 17 August 2013 3:27

Well who wouldn't be?

ty7in_topic 31

Saturday 17 August 2013 1:53

I bet the music was some classical music like Mozart and Beethoven.

Wizardo 33

Saturday 17 August 2013 2:06

Well its gonna be loud, to them the music probably sounds like a bee buzzing in their ears...

Kennuckle_fml 6

Saturday 17 August 2013 2:09

Do I hear an assault charge coming? Yes, I think I do.

jman26 11

Saturday 17 August 2013 2:13

Call the cops!

Larry01_fml 19

Saturday 17 August 2013 2:18

old people know how to party!

olpally 32

Saturday 17 August 2013 2:20

Call the cops and have the neighbor arrested for assault.

mnwlf13 3

Saturday 17 August 2013 2:24

You deserved it, you should have brought a 12 beer and join the party.

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