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By James - 30/03/2012 18:44 - United States

Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML

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By kate - 26/10/2021 02:00

Today, my seven year-old daughter called me a weirdo. When I yelled and grounded her, she cried and said she thought “weirdo” was a compliment. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2021 04:01

Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML

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By Aldoch - 30/05/2012 22:41

Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 09:23 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my sister called me a moron after I told her that no, healthy foods do not give you "negative calories". She's 21 and goes around telling everyone that she's an expert nutritionist. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2023 07:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my 4 year-old daughter thought it was funny that the chicken on her plate and chickens on farms are called the same name. I had my mouth full so I couldn’t stop my rotten eldest son from saying, “That’s because chicken is dead chickens.” Cue her crying while my son cackled like a sociopath. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 03:54 - Canada - Montréal

Today, my 19 year-old brother called me a moron and told me to go read a book, after I corrected him when he said girls don't have colons. FML

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By deliveryboy - 05/03/2011 15:46 - China

Today, I was told that I was an idiot by a little girl because I didn't deliver a pizza to her house fast enough. FML

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By Ldp56 - 25/02/2011 18:44 - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school. Apparently, she was learning about the food pyramid and when she was asked to identify what she had eaten the day before, she said "dog food". FML

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Ironic, isn't it?

By KC. - 25/04/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 17:41 - Canada

Today, my young daughter came up to me, grabbed my face and said, "I'm putting you in the garbage." When I laughed and asked why, she looked me dead in the eye and said, "You are trash." FML

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s15c 9

Friday 30 March 2012 23:39

Well, it's your job to raise her.

malikorslip 3

Friday 30 March 2012 23:39

Which came first, the rabbit or the egg? ... Yeah that doesn't sound right

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misvenus000 4

Saturday 31 March 2012 14:10

A: you don't EVER let your daughter talk to you like that. B: you did not earn the parenting of the year award. Better luck next child. Better yet, stop procreating all together.. Make the world a better place.

haleyaubrey1 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 15:39

She thought thats wereCadburys eggs come from

sarahrocrocrocks 5

Saturday 31 March 2012 15:55

wait they dont lay eggs??????

OFWGKTADGAF666 6

Saturday 31 March 2012 16:20

My rabbit lays eggs... v.v

SkittlesPhotos 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 16:30

I can understand why she said this. The Easter Bunny and The Easter Egg Hunt. She probably thought that the Easter Bunny lays the Easter eggs when he comes to visit.

sparty12 2

Saturday 31 March 2012 16:51

telling someone they're "dead wrong" makes you sound kind of pissy. for that? YDI

PocketMonsta 4

Saturday 31 March 2012 17:09

Oh haha! I get what she did there!

cherryllollo 7

Saturday 31 March 2012 17:16

google it

zeldafrettchen 1

Saturday 31 March 2012 17:17

Uhmm.. Pretty sure she's the right one.

Shrike 23

Sunday 1 April 2012 0:59

Holy shit, you're ******* stupid.

Jasonf6 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 18:45

Careful, you have a genious on your hands. Mensa, here she comes.

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