Today, my ex moved another woman in his apartment. He broke up... - FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2021 03:09

Today, my ex moved another woman in his apartment. He broke up with me 2 days ago and kicked me and our son out with all our stuff saying he’s “had it with my shit” all because I didn’t put butter on his pancakes. FML

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Sady_Ct 37

Friday 16 April 2021 23:08

He was cheating and looking for an excuse to end things with you. At least you now see his true self and know better than to take him Back for the sake of your son. Get somewhere safe and move on, child support etc, there is a lot to organise but things will be better in the long run.

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Sady_Ct 37

Friday 16 April 2021 23:08

He was cheating and looking for an excuse to end things with you. At least you now see his true self and know better than to take him Back for the sake of your son. Get somewhere safe and move on, child support etc, there is a lot to organise but things will be better in the long run.

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