By GrandTheftArson - 09/03/2016 03:51 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, my ex stole my car keys. Good news is she can't drive stick. Bad news is she set my car on fire. FML
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football98_fml 20

And I set fireeeeee, to your car, watched it burnnnn as I ran away

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NightOWL666 14

Carbq. That sucks. Hopefully you'll get a new car in the end and she'll be sitting in a padded room. Crazy bitch.

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vcapelo 19

Never understood how you can pass a driving test without being taught driving with manual gears !

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SilverInGray 25

Because you can still drive many cars. Why would you have to prove you can drive stick, if you don't have a stick shift?

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Dale_shackleford 13

Only like 4% of cars in the U.S. are stick

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SkylineFTW97 25

More like 7%, but only roughly that same percentage of people here can drive them. On the bright side, it means I can get my next car on the cheap!

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Mightytall 35

Wow ... She must have really been angry and drunk. Nobody in their right mind could ever think they could get away with that kind of crap. She will certainly have a lot of time to think about what she did wrong and get a first hand experience of "Orange is the new Black"

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aliciousness116 16

Oh my god! That's one hell of a deranged ex girlfriend!

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914smv 18

Now I see the reason why you guys broke up, good luck OP

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mar13lovesu 9

Ok but... HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO DRIVE A STICK?!?! Idiot... I'm a girl and I can drive a stick...

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Algorithm 24

Because she never learned? I don't know how to either, and when my fiancee tried to buy a stick shift that I would've learned on, it was significantly more expensive than buying the automatic she ended up getting. It's not a gender thing, but congratulations on being able to work a joystick and have a ****** at the same time, I guess.

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expertsmilee 26

It is common knowledge that vaginas are more prone to being able to handle sticks.

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