Transportation: Today, my ex stole my car keys. Good news is she can't drive... - FML

By GrandTheftArson - 09/03/2016 03:51 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, my ex stole my car keys. Good news is she can't drive stick. Bad news is she set my car on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2020 20:00

Today, my best friend's boyfriend stole her car, so now she wants my car, the one that I just bought from her. FML

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By Rick - 24/05/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, my house was set on fire, courtesy of my ex-girlfriend, who found out that I have a new girlfriend. Most of our belongings are now reduced to ashes. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 17:09 - Philippines - Makati

Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML

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By Username - 18/10/2010 15:52 - France

Today, I was woken by the news that my car had been found, but was completely destroyed due to a fire. I didn't even know my car was missing. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By stolen-car - 26/06/2012 02:55 - United States - Columbia

Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML

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By PoorCar - 20/09/2009 15:07 - United States

Today, I went on a trip to DC. When I got back I found out my car was stolen. Apparently they didn't know how to drive a stick because it was only 4 blocks from my house and the engine was blown. FML

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By carless - 15/08/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML

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By thesmartone - 21/06/2012 03:44 - United States

Today, I let my imbecile of a brother borrow my car. The keys to his car are now jammed into the ignition of mine. FML

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mustangbravo 27

Wednesday 9 March 2016 19:10

You at least get to press charges.

football98_fml 20

Wednesday 9 March 2016 19:02

And I set fireeeeee, to your car, watched it burnnnn as I ran away

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jinkiesscooby 3

Thursday 10 March 2016 4:35

I bet your glad you got out of that one

LH_FIRE_22 12

Thursday 10 March 2016 6:10

I smell a lawsuit

FrostyyFML 15

Thursday 10 March 2016 6:10

I see a lot of FML's in Ontario, I guess I'm soon?

napoleod 8

Thursday 10 March 2016 7:05

I apologize, but I found this really funny.

thatsjustgreat1 16

Thursday 10 March 2016 22:00

"But my friend said you cheated on me, so it's totally okay, right?"

Krankerev 10

Friday 11 March 2016 0:08

Wow. What a ****** bitch. Sue her to get money to get a new car.

kfchicken 31

Friday 11 March 2016 7:52

well that escalated quickly

mrkidlmao 2

Friday 11 March 2016 13:15

how the hell did she set fire......okay well it is a woman we are talking about soooo I belive it

jvanevery 19

Friday 11 March 2016 16:45

a lot of people don't realize how serious a crime arson is just taking your car she could probably get by with a misdemeanor taking a car without permission the light in your car on fire is arson she could do 5 years

OrganicSistah 17

Saturday 12 March 2016 14:35

Geez what did you do to her

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