Today, my ex tagged his new wife in a Mother’s Day post with...

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2021 00:56

Today, my ex tagged his new wife in a Mother’s Day post with their newborn son. We broke up 2 years ago because he “didn’t believe in marriage and having children.” FML

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cuz803 44

Thursday 13 May 2021 4:36

People's views and opinions change overtime. Unfortunately, on your part, you were bad timing. Sorry OP. Just move on.

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cuz803 44

Thursday 13 May 2021 4:36

People's views and opinions change overtime. Unfortunately, on your part, you were bad timing. Sorry OP. Just move on.

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