By Anon E. Mouse - 15/09/2015 11:47 - United States - Waterville

Today, my ex told me about how much the person she left me for loves the lingerie I bought her. FML
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metallica_wins 20

The only thing you can do is tell her it makes her look fat.

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Rkikkas9713 25

Tell her how well you looked in it, too. That'll creep her out really well!

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earlytermination 34

I wish my ex would cheat on your ex and they both **** off and die. I mean, Oops it's not about me. Sorry, OP--people are heartless.

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anonymously001 2

op you should just **** that girl ^^ she's gotta be hotter than your ex. lmao

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LittleRed79 39

Date, #27. I believe the word you were looking for there was date.

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rainbowsRlove 15

just like her, that lingerie has been used...forget about her and let the immature girl go

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Dexter83_fml 17

She's just trying to upset you OP reply with not bad for 2nd hand stuff hey ?

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slackerjoe 22

my favorite comment about this issue 2nd hand stuff for a 2nd class hoe.

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SK8WITME 19

if I was you I'd tell her that the lingerie I bought for my new girl looks much better than that I guess

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warped_executive 16

Tell her how you got it from good will or something. Some girls hate that!

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oreoeater 21

Here's what ya do... Find out her boyfriends name Get a bikini and take out the stitches Replace the stitches with water soluble string Place in package with her boyfriends name and place it in front of her house Wait for them to go to the beach and enjoy

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soldier084 11

thats way too much effort for an ex

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bapbap_fml 15

Sounds like way too much work. And the new guy will probably enjoy seeing her clothes fall off so I don't see how that's revenge.

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oreoeater 21

#35 if it were just that than yes but adding insult to injury like that is just spiteful and deserves a little extra effort #40 two words my friend, social media

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fashionbug9880 22

I'm pretty sure I've seen bikinis that are made to dissolve (as a prank), but I'm not sure why someone would want to spend money on an ex.

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tiger820 20

why even talk to her to allow her to tell you this? they are ex's for a reason!

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kbecks87 16

Just because things don't work out romantically doesn't mean you can't stay friends. OPs ex doesn't seem mature enough for that right now, but in general it's possible.

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stumpyj 10

She obviously has no regard for your feelings. You should tell her you bought it used on Ebay.

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soldier084 11

ask her if he likes how your dick taste.

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