By Anon E. Mouse - 15/09/2015 11:47 - United States - Waterville

Today, my ex told me about how much the person she left me for loves the lingerie I bought her. FML
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metallica_wins 20

The only thing you can do is tell her it makes her look fat.

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Rkikkas9713 25

Tell her how well you looked in it, too. That'll creep her out really well!

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WvNITROvW 11

Somebody with a bitchy attitude like that you should be glad you split with them.

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ohSNAPyall 26

She's got issues. Why is she trying to make you jealous of her new boyfriend?

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ZorroRooster 19

Wow. **** her. Not literally. Figuratively. With blinding rage and white hot fury. And possibly pokey objects

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gqlmno 23

She sounds like the kind of girl juicy J and Wiz are talking about in the song (for everybody). she sounds like she's just another thot

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Jplay24 8

Tell her how much the current loves the things she never wanted to partake in. Boom. ??

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bad_boyfriend 10

I would just say something like "It pays to have a side chick that is the same size as your girlfriend" and be done with it.

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NORCO4LIFE 3

Some people have no respect.. I'm sorry OP, that sounds terrible ?

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