Animals: Today, my family and I went to the coast. Our dog was off the...

By LexiBoBexi - 12/07/2010 05:38 - United States

Today, my family and I went to the coast. Our dog was off the leash because we were the only people around. He was delighted to find a dead seal carcass and roll around in its remains. We then had a 3 hour drive home. FML

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By jennabean - 12/08/2009 04:13 - United States

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2011 19:12 - United States

Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I fell asleep at the beach. My friends took the opportunity to bury me in the sand, place food all around me, and wait for a flock of hungry seagulls to attack me. To top it off, they taped it all. FML

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By VtecKickIn - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2023 06:00 - Canada

Today, I went on a relaxing nature hike to de-stress. I got lost for hours, encountered a bear, and had to play dead, only for the bear to steal my sandwich then sit there for hours before finally leaving. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2023 19:30 - Canada

Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML

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By Jenni - 02/08/2021 11:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, I got into my car to remember that I left dead fish and waxworms in my car from fishing at the lake yesterday. We unloaded everything but those two stinky things. It was 90 degrees today too. FML

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birdman19 0

Monday 12 July 2010 12:06

ugh that suck I would have thrown the dog in the ocean to get the dead seal off.

Lozza111 0

Monday 12 July 2010 12:22

did you tell your dog that he smelled of 'up dog'?

Comments

Laith_leFord 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 23:44

Lol #101, let's hope you're not a dog owner. No, your ugly rat terrier pooky-face mcshnookums doesn't count. Well trained dogs don't have issues being off the leash. That being said, if you're scared to let your dog off the leash, they're NOT well trained and you haven't kept up your end of the deal

superguppy19 3

Tuesday 5 April 2011 5:41

must throw dog in ocean equals a very squeaky clean doggy :) but fubar!

BeanieBGone 6

Wednesday 24 August 2011 0:45

You should have swung by a DIY car wash and sprayed him down on low pressure. Same thing happened to me only it was a lake and a decayed deer. worked well enough to get home.

brunobabe 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:29

I thought the first sentence said "today, me and my family went to the closet." I couldn't stop laughing

clewie 8

Tuesday 20 September 2011 10:02

I knew you were from Oregon when I read this because you said "the coast" instead of "the beach." I've never heard or read anyone but us say that before :)