By parkinglotslayer - 11/06/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, my family and I were parking downtown when my sister yelled to watch out for a man approaching our car. I see him pull something from his pocket. I yell "It's a knife, don't roll down the window!" It was a pen, he was the parking attendant and the window was already rolled down. FML
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C_Wicked27 0

And let me guess, you guys were about to floor it to your gated community after all that, weren't you? I know that according to the news, the amount of people randomly murdering other people has dramatically risen in recent years, but that isn't true. In fact, violent crime has dropped pretty substantially across the country in most cases. On the other hand though, media coverage of violent crime in recent years has skyrocketed. Basically, what I'm trying to say is.... STOP BEING SO ******* PARANOID.

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C_Wicked27 0

And let me guess, you guys were about to floor it to your gated community after all that, weren't you? I know that according to the news, the amount of people randomly murdering other people has dramatically risen in recent years, but that isn't true. In fact, violent crime has dropped pretty substantially across the country in most cases. On the other hand though, media coverage of violent crime in recent years has skyrocketed. Basically, what I'm trying to say is.... STOP BEING SO ******* PARANOID.

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that_guy_you_are 0

"Hey #7 I don't give a shit if you like it or you don't. You shouldn't put yourself before the people. This is a majority vote. I liked it and I said "YES", so go suck a fat one. No, JK, JK. RAPE!" ****** right #7 needs a **** in his ass. So do you by the sound of things, you approved this garbage? shiiiiit....

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that_guy_you_are 0

#12 is a dumbass and a pedo. There;s not such thing as paranoid, most people will rob you and rape you and stab you and then rape you agains for teh lulz if they think they won't get caught. I know I would;

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Leptailurus 0

Wow. Overly paranoid much?

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Xero3g 5

This actually happens in Detroit when the crackheads try and sell fake parking spots.

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inflagranti 0

It didn't even looked weird it was just a dude walking towards, nothing to put you in such a 'on the edge' state unless there was some Bernard Herrmann soudtrack playing in the car that could've been very frightening

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