By Soaked - 20/05/2010 15:20 - United States

Today, my family, including my 2 year old niece, went to the zoo. We were at the lion exhibit. I was holding my niece so she could get a better view of the lions. As I was holding her, the lions started to roar. She got so scared that she peed. Her diaper wasn't very absorbent, but my shirt was. FML
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FYLDeep 25

Nah, she wasn't scared. She was marking her territory. That lion would have gotten it's ass kicked if you didn't intervene.

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momov2 0

good thing you aren't a parent then. since becoming a parent I've been peed on, pooped on, vomited on, and used as a human Kleenex. Just kinda goes with the job. especially when the kid is sick

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youthink_fml 0

It happens. Get over it.

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vannadoll 0

ha ha that's funny suckks thoo;

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bellaluna88 0

lmao aren't kids just the cutest lil things lol?

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momov2 0

good thing you aren't a parent then. since becoming a parent I've been peed on, pooped on, vomited on, and used as a human Kleenex. Just kinda goes with the job. especially when the kid is sick

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rohosoccer08 1

yep same here 30.... how old is/are your kid/kids?

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castielnovak 13

Can't forget catching vomit with your bare hands. Gotta love being a mom! :)

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rinranthatway 4

you didn't know that the lion was going to scare the living shit out of your niece. FYL OP.

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torcom 0

So shit on her face. I dont see the FML here. lol

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Tiefling_Tasha 0

She's just a little thing. Kids have accidents. I don't think your life is ******.

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Tiefling_Tasha 0

.... the **** did I get moderated for. *sigh* once again, She's a little one, it's what they do. So this isn't really all that much an fml.

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TheWicked 4

haha what's fml about that? This happens.

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rinranthatway 4

That happened when I was little but it was I think tigers.

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Ecchymosis_girl 0

good thing you didn't drop her in the lion pit.

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