Valentine's slay, Looking good and Miscellaneous: Today, my father-in-law is still introducing me to family friends...

By Anonymous - 25/06/2016 03:29 - United States - Kansas City

Today, my father-in-law is still introducing me to family friends as his son's girlfriend. I have been married to his son for 5 years, we have a child together and another on the way. FML

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By Fucked. - 26/04/2021 07:59

Today, my supervisor at work is now my father-in-law. My girlfriend told me that. FML

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By lurna301 - 17/07/2012 00:58 - United States - Glendale

Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2021 05:00 - Canada - Enderby

Today, my father-in-law announced the name of his new son, my husband's half-brother. The first name and last name is the same as our son, who I gave birth to 4 months ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 09:35 - Australia

Today, my husband decided it was time to tell me he had a 3 year old son. We have been married for 5 years. FML

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By Greatgrandpa - 30/11/2014 17:29 - Curacao

Today, my only child introduced his new girlfriend to me. He is 36 and has no children. She is 46 and has a pregnant daughter who she is very close with. I don't know if I'll ever be a grandfather, but in any case, my son is going to be one before me. FML

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By guy - 15/03/2013 05:31 - Canada - Port Coquitlam

Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2020 02:01

Today, my brother-in-law still insists on referring to me as "his brother's wife" and tells everyone I'm not his "sister-in-law." I've been married to his brother for 10 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2017 19:00

Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML

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By Congrats? - 27/10/2015 15:16 - United States - Charleston

Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2012 21:40 - Ireland - Kilkelly

Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML

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Saturday 25 June 2016 20:46

Every time he does it, loudly correct him and make him look like an asshole.

alexwagner21 24

Saturday 25 June 2016 20:40

Wouldn't that just look worse for him?

Comments

YoloWhiteRSA 20

Saturday 25 June 2016 22:16

Some people just can't deal with change.

hoosiergirl94 31

Saturday 25 June 2016 22:54

In hs, I dated a guy for two years and my dad always referred to him as my "friend"

kamaltheabstract 14

Saturday 25 June 2016 23:20

Maybe he has dementia?

pjsr 32

Saturday 25 June 2016 23:53

Start introducing him as "This is my mother-in-law's baby daddy."

trucker2 33

Sunday 26 June 2016 0:50

So is your father-in-law Old and senile or just a dick

goodread2200 10

Sunday 26 June 2016 2:32

Correct him immediately and perhaps say "I don't know why he keeps forgetting, perhaps it's the Alzheimers acting up again."

monkin5842 3

Sunday 26 June 2016 4:11

Maybe he's old and used to calling you his sons girlfriend? It would seem like an odd way to be mean if he was trying. "Sons friend" would seem like he was being mean.