By jcesom - 01/08/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my father taught my son to pee on trees outside. We went to the mall later and my son decided to practice what he'd learned on a potted plant. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 930
You deserved it 6 115

Same thing different taste

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Don't you just love helpful parents? Good luck getting that habit broken, or at least modified.

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lmao. What was your father thinking? #25, what do girls do in the mall that's worse than peeing on ferns?...just curious.

i have a feeling he's talking about spending hours in stores...something along those lines

oneandlonely 0

wow this happens to be one of those u really deserved it times like once i was at someones house and her little twerp of a bro whipps it out and pees on her house later i found pee stains all over her house a total lol

neverlandfairy 0

...this seems straight from that adam sandler movie BIG DADDY.

He sounds like he'll grow up into an assertive man. Be proud of him! All he needs to learn is the difference between public and private spaces.

i love all the peeing fmls there hilarious

LMAO I REMEMBER WHEN MY GRANDPA TAUGHT ME TO PEE OUTSIDE

At least you know he will he a good boy scout:)

YDI for having a son. YourlifeisG for having a cool dad.