Miscellaneous: Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries....

By me. - 12/11/2012 04:30 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML

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By bubblzzz - 21/06/2019 16:01

Today, my father called the cops saying I stole his car. It's my car, but his name is on the title. Why did he report it stolen? Because rather than taking him to a bar and being his designated driver, I went to a job interview. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2011 06:15 - United States

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML

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By SenescentSouthernBoy - 17/08/2009 08:42 - United States

Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2012 06:31

Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML

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Busted

By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I was approached by a policeman who asked me if I was the owner of the green Camry. Turns out my parents decided to teach me a lesson for lying where I had been by reporting the car stolen. They also wouldn't answer my one phone call. FML

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Confess!

By hitandrun - 10/08/2009 18:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car and fled because I was so scared. Four hours later, the cops showed up at my house so I broke down crying confessing everything. Turns out, they weren't there about the car I hit. They were alerting me about the string of burglaries in my neighborhood recently. FML

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By DevilsTemptation - 29/08/2019 02:01 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my dad got extremely drunk, so I took away his car keys and left on foot. When I came back, I saw that he had broken down my door. Now my dad is mad at me for not giving him the keys when he was drunk, and I'm door-less. FML

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By FathersDay - 22/06/2009 05:27 - United States

Today, I told my dad I couldn't make the trip to see him this weekend because I had to work. I surprised him by driving ten hours, and while he was out, I let myself in with my key and hid behind the couch for when he came in. He walked in. I jumped out. I then had to call 911. FML

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By truth - 10/02/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

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By dani911 - 15/07/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house. It was dark so I got really nervous and called the police. The person got out of the car. It was my mom. FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Monday 12 November 2012 9:15

Groceries Theft Auto.

rahulcool7 14

Monday 12 November 2012 9:10

He seems like he is a very trusting guy

Comments

Chrispayne 4

Monday 12 November 2012 18:38

Sadly a lot of those that claim to be homeless are not.

SoultheWolf 19

Monday 12 November 2012 19:23

FYL for having a moronic father. But does it really take an hour and a half to get "some groceries"? Unless, you live a very long way to town like me. It takes me about 50 minutes just to get into town... But, then again, I only go into town if it's desperate, not if I need a few items.

rahulcool7 14

Monday 12 November 2012 19:49

63-applause

gregkingsley 4

Monday 12 November 2012 21:49

Don't take so damm long next time.

SpearD 4

Monday 12 November 2012 22:27

Did it really take that long to get groceries?

LexieWins 0

Monday 12 November 2012 23:25

He just missed his car. That's all.

jazalea8 16

Tuesday 13 November 2012 2:50

It can really take an hour and a half to buy groceries. As a woman, living on her own, I can take about an hour and a half to grocery shop for the month. The OP had to do it for more people. You compare prices, find what you want, and if someone is allergic to something, you check groceries. Even if you are quickly shopping, you get what is needed. A drive in itself can be half an hour or longer most places.

MDTeddy 13

Tuesday 13 November 2012 3:47

What is with all the negative comments? A lot of people take that long to shop for groceries. It is very normal. Someone's dad doesn't shop very often then or not at all for food.

EsOSiQueEs 14

Tuesday 13 November 2012 4:43

Lol, OP I totally understand why you took so long to get groceries. OP is in Indiana, so there's a pretty good chance the nearest grocery store is 20 mins away. If so, I feel your pain, mine is 23 minutes away with no traffic.

TcheQ 12

Tuesday 13 November 2012 9:46

Whaaaaaaa Is indiana like, some rural community? Then I could understand. No corner store, really? Also, wtf??? Why did OP's dad not call his mobile .... -.- ....Amish, horse 'n cart...I see where this is headed