By cassieleigh1 - 05/11/2015 05:05 - United States - Davenport

Today, my father, who is not familiar with keyboards, had me register his new email account for him at the public library. His username choice? "Wang dang sweet poon tang". People heard. FML
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I'm laughing really hard at the comments! Yeah, my dads pretty awesome. He understands keyboards and computer basics but he seriously types with just his index finger, using both hands, just pick-poking around while squinting back and forth from screen to keyboard to see. Lol He's not a weird-pervert, but a 50 year old punk who wishes he were my age (18), and living in the 70s again. He actually snuck into the Mississippi Valley Fair in Iowa this recent year and didn't get caught hahaha. When I was a kid he used to "copy" entry stamps with pen to get us in free. 9th birthday he took me to a local heavy metal concert, not sure why they allowed 9 year olds in a mosh pit... Also saw Rush for my 11th or something.

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I would love if my parents had that type of humor. Your lucky op.

It probably just made someone's day, be happy op.

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whatunicorn 17

That's hilarious, dad of the year award right there!

Be proud - your dad has good taste in classic rock!

Your dad is a hoot. You are lucky to still have him. Even if he is an old pervert.

What's he need the email for if he can't work a keyboard?

not sure what you're complaining about here.

Ya shoulda suggested he use "the great white buffalo"

Shadowvoid 33

Your dad sounds like a god damn gangster

Or you could register the account on the same phone you used to post this?