By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 00:36 - United States

Today, my fencing team took pictures for the yearbook. We were having individual pictures with our weapons, and it was my turn. When the photographer told me to pose, I tried to be super cool by quickly putting my sabre against my chest like some sort of soldier. I poked myself in the eye. FML
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schwancy 2

Too bad those swords have that little ball on the end. This could have been an even better FML.

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bullsh1tt3r 0

Total BS. Anyone taking fencing knows the sword is called a Foil not a sabre!

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Draminicaus 0

Foils, épées, rapiers, and sabers are all used in fencing. Have you never played Soul Caliber?

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TheBananaTheif 0

I've always lost where the accents in epee are. The place I fence at does not use rapiers.

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saturnynian 0

There is more then one type of fencing, foil is only one

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GlacierNerd 2

I was on a school fencing team..it was really fun. Stop making fun of him for that. And the foil isn't the only type of fencing sword..there is a type called a saber

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TheBananaTheif 0

And a foil. And a rapier. Also, OP is a she.

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dragonstrike94 8

And dont forget the tuna. Ah the tuna mightiest of weapons much like it's partner the herring

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FrogOnEcstasy 2

We noticed, #50;

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cpcaper 9

Wow you must have had a pretty short sabre to poke yourself in the eye with the tip. was it a 2 or a 5?

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blah113 0

thats what u get for not fencing epee

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mr_miyagi 0

weapons op? really? your foil sure is a great weapon and could do some serious damage in a fight like mildly poke someones eye

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Bitzi1 0

Really playing it fast an loose with the word "cool" aren't you?

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saturnynian 0

That is why saber is the worst weapon... no tip control like the Foil and Epee fencers.

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easwhitey 0

Every fml that contains, I tried to be cool, or thought it would be funny usually end up a YDI...fml rule number 11 (I think doc's rules stop at 10.)

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