Love: Today, my fiancé and I decided to have a romantic rendezvous...

By Jacklyn - 18/03/2012 19:18 - United States - Chicago

Today, my fiancé and I decided to have a romantic rendezvous on the trampoline in our backyard. Or at least it was romantic, until I accidentally rolled off and all but crushed our dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML

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Slapstick

By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 04:00

Today, as I was on the floor playing with the dog, my husband walked past, tripped over something, and fell on me, smashing his bony elbow right into my crotch. FML

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By fmlman - 15/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Rawlins

Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML

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By We raised that fool - 06/08/2014 13:21 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I went for a romantic, anniversary meal with my wife. It was amazing, until we had to rush home halfway through because our daughter rang, informing us that her 20-year-old sister had broken her wrist trying to jump from the roof, onto the trampoline and into the pool. She 'miscalculated'. FML

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Romantic

By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

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By aero00 - 27/07/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML

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Skittish

By Anonymous - 17/09/2024 22:00 - Germany

Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping into his arms. He panicked, stepped aside, and I crashed into the couch. FML

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By misTreated - 30/05/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, I was spelling T-R-E-A-T to my fiancé so that the dog wouldn't understand what I was talking about. Turns out, neither could my fiancé. FML

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Wet dream

By Annettedarling - 21/04/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my dog acted out a scene from Disney with me, by causing me and a member of the opposite sex to fall into a river after tangling our legs with the lead. No, it didn't lead to marriage, just me being yelled at. FML

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Like tears in rain

By anabanannailoveu - 17/07/2021 07:59

Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML

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Shelta957 13

Monday 19 March 2012 1:23

Poor doggy :(

BlinkandRHCP 7

Monday 19 March 2012 1:25

That poor dog, having to witness you guys fail at your "romantic rendezvous" and almost be crushed on top of it all. Or, shall I say, at the bottom.

Comments

truehitman2010 0

Monday 19 March 2012 1:42

omg is the grass okay?

IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

Monday 19 March 2012 4:26

More like "is the dog ok?".

Enslaved 36

Monday 19 March 2012 1:48

Next challenge, the hammock!

deadrising084 1

Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:30

Challenge accepted

Swiftly 0

Monday 19 March 2012 1:49

I bet you were having a smashing time.

DocBastard 38

Monday 19 March 2012 2:07

On a trampoline? Really? You two really put the "boing" in "boinking".

leogirl95 12

Monday 19 March 2012 2:39

You really put the "lame" in your "comment"

DocBastard 38

Monday 19 March 2012 2:56

Allow me to beg your forgiveness! I will lash myself 30 times for my failure to please and amuse you! You know what, I don't give a flying **** if you like this or any other comment of mine. Rest assured I do NOT comment for your enjoyment.

IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

Monday 19 March 2012 4:36

Haters randomly come and go, especially on the web. Haha. (Don't like my comment? Thumb me down while I drink a big glass of IDFC ;) )

leogirl95 12

Monday 19 March 2012 5:57

Haha, I love making totally lame and useless comments in an effort to get a reaction out of people. And it usually works.

DocBastard 38

Monday 19 March 2012 6:21

Why bother trying to induce a negative reaction from people? What possible pleasure do you get from making people upset? Did you not get enough hugs as a child? I usually try to get good reactions from my comments and make people laugh. But hey, that's just me probably being ridiculous, right?