Love: Today, my fiancé and I planned a romantic movie night. Champagne,... - FML

By Anonymous - 21/05/2012 23:14 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I planned a romantic movie night. Champagne, popcorn, romantic comedy. Then his friend decided to show up and they've been talking about 1st generation Pokémon ever since. FML

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bobsanchez13 0

Tuesday 22 May 2012 8:00

Well it is Pokemon.....

ikillnoobs198 0

Tuesday 22 May 2012 8:00

Join in! If you don't know first gen Pokemon GTFO!

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EpicTurtle030898 6

Wednesday 15 October 2014 23:58

I know how you feel. that would be my boyfriend... guys...

MetalMario38 9

Wednesday 19 November 2014 23:44

Yes, it was a jerk move to bring his friend over, but you can't deny that Pokemon is amazing.

justfml22 13

Monday 26 October 2015 20:03

He's awesome

Imadumbass 16

Friday 6 July 2018 7:18

I am a female, and I have so many male friends (and an ex-boyfriend), so this I pretty normal. OP, I advise you to hang in there. I will also say this: "Welcome to (at least half of) the male population. Where nothing is predictable."

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