Love: Today, my fiancé and I planned a romantic movie night. Champagne,... - FML

By Anonymous - 21/05/2012 23:14 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I planned a romantic movie night. Champagne, popcorn, romantic comedy. Then his friend decided to show up and they've been talking about 1st generation Pokémon ever since. FML

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bobsanchez13 0

Tuesday 22 May 2012 8:00

Well it is Pokemon.....

ikillnoobs198 0

Tuesday 22 May 2012 8:00

Join in! If you don't know first gen Pokemon GTFO!

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groupleader 7

Tuesday 22 May 2012 12:03

How romantic...

daizttgg 9

Tuesday 22 May 2012 12:51

Pokemon all the way! Hells yeah! XD u got a problem with it leave!

erikajoe11 3

Tuesday 22 May 2012 13:04

I know how you feel...my boyfriend does that all the time..

missalice0306 19

Tuesday 22 May 2012 13:17

Hey, why don't you guys watch Mewtwo Strikes Back instead?

shawnaishere 14

Tuesday 22 May 2012 13:27

The truth is your fiancé like many other men would have slept during the movie anyway so let him have a break.

HerrBawl 4

Tuesday 22 May 2012 13:28

Take your top off tell the friend to GTFO and then explain to your man the way of things.

DiceLover 7

Tuesday 22 May 2012 13:55

Hey! First generation is THE best pokemon (next to second of course)!!! You must be one of those people who like the new-er ones. No but legit, I wish I could have a fiance who would like stuff like that. O.o

imsooogayyy 3

Tuesday 22 May 2012 13:56

It's all fun and games until a Pokeball is chucked at your head during the wedding! Go Pikachu!! Fail!

oathkeeper99 31

Tuesday 22 May 2012 14:01

I'd happily join in with them, first gen is the best

obviousboy 8

Tuesday 22 May 2012 14:02

What guy wants to watch a rom com?

perdix 29

Tuesday 22 May 2012 17:15

A guy that wants to get laid.

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