Intimacy: Today, my fiancé and I were having sex. In the middle of it he...

By Chemist-why - 30/01/2015 15:11 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex. In the middle of it he said, "I want us to be covalent bonds". I didn't understand what he meant, and he actually stopped to explain it to me. FML

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By robm - 26/07/2010 20:15 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he told me I was the love of his life. Afterwards, he clarified his statement. I was the love of his life, because I was in his life at that moment. FML

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Bad timing

By KrissyBearr - 31/12/2011 01:36 - United States

Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 21:10 - Lebanon

Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 02:48 - United States - Gainesboro

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML

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By Username - 21/12/2010 05:09

Today, my boyfriend asked me to have phone sex with him. However, it seems he doesn't quite know what it is, so now he wants me to explain it to him. FML

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Let's say, hypothetically…

By Anonymous - 08/12/2014 04:35 - United States - Long Beach

Today, my boyfriend gave me a long, philosophical explanation about how he doesn't love me, but we should still have sex. FML

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By dummy - 17/02/2012 00:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML

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By Trainwreck - 13/12/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML

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Douche

By YouDontSay - 10/05/2015 15:35 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML

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By Busted - 21/10/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML

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Saturday 31 January 2015 0:09

I guess it's more of a hydrogen bond now, right? Not so strong.

Lebeaugars95 20

Saturday 31 January 2015 0:13

Chemistry just isn't your thing, Na mean?

Comments

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Saturday 31 January 2015 2:16

Ionic bonding would have been more romantic surely? He gave you something (a ring) and now you'll always be attracted to each other.

xLIGHTS_fml 23

Saturday 31 January 2015 3:46

True, but at least covalent bonds are strong (;

Bulldozer36 21

Saturday 31 January 2015 18:37

Ionic bonds are much easier to break so covalent bond is the proper usage here.

Ray_of_midnight 22

Saturday 31 January 2015 2:38

Isn't it ionic? Don'tcha think?

caseiscool90 14

Saturday 31 January 2015 2:51

I'm in 8th grade and I know what that means. Either you forgot or youre a not so smart chemist. Or you just didn't know. But I totally feel like that's something i would do

NamelessFace 22

Saturday 31 January 2015 5:16

Hello, you're IN SCHOOL. It's fresh in your mind. I bet that if you were, for example, going into chemistry and got a job in that field, that you would not remember several things about global history after time.

HyunnK 18

Saturday 31 January 2015 6:29

The moon landing was fake.

emilyg2014 14

Saturday 31 January 2015 3:24

Marry that boy!

DarDarHamilton 7

Saturday 31 January 2015 4:27

Dude, me and my husband do stuff like that all the time. we can have serious conversations while having sex and still keep going. I don't see why this is an FML... So I vote YDI because you should be able to have a strong enough connection to him to have a conversation, even during sex.

merryhappy1887 20

Saturday 31 January 2015 4:44

If I was him I'd call off the wedding. YDI!

PennyLane27 32

Saturday 31 January 2015 9:32

Reeeeeally!??? I''ve been married to a chemist for five years, and hadn't had chemistry for 10 years before that. I could see this exact scenario playing out. And we'd laugh about it. And I'd probably even write an fml...but it'd be in good humor. Her lack of chemistry knowledge isn't exactly indicative of a weak relationship.