By kidyounot - 18/12/2012 00:29 - United States - Statesboro

Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML
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xMiss_Maggot 7

your ex fiancé is an idiot

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lesserofallevils 9

Is that the only reason he wanted to marry you? So he would stop getting his period?

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Geometric 18

"He's a keeper" said no one ever.

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lilacgold 16

Well, sometimes it does - there's a surprisingly high success rate of conception on the honeymoon... Only temporary though.

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Old_Iron_Sides 6

Well, some women stop having their periods after marriage, it's called being pregnant until your barren...

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ezmac386 4

Your fault for getting engaged to a dumbass..

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perdix 29

He doesn't know basic biology. It's a medical fact that what stops after marriage are not periods, but ********. Glad I could straighten out the confusion.

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Enslaved 36

Dammit, perdix! Why must you make me feel like an idiot for not reading the comments before I post mine! ****!

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sens3sfailing 24

one would be suprised where you end up after a marathon of youtube videos.

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Enslaved 36

Many women get on birth control pills that stop their periods, after they're married. Could that be what he's thinking? Better than him thinking that once you're married, you stop giving blow jobs. :P

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FalaFala 8

I can't really decide if it's a FYL or a YDI, seeing as how you decided to be with such an idiot in the first place ... I know it's judgemental to accuse someone of being an idiot based off of a single action but I can't help it in this case.

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Well I’d say it’s a lucky escape. Can you imagine having this guy’s genes in your future children? He is not only dumb but also quite unreliable. Who calls off an engagement for a stupid reason like that?

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