Love: Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After...

By Broken - 03/08/2010 12:11 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML

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Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML

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By Flabbergasted - 06/02/2009 21:32 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has been having an affair with another woman. He works with me and the woman also works in the same company. She is also married and is now 6 months pregnant. They are throwing a baby shower for her on Monday. FML

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By Marcella - 24/10/2009 04:49 - United States

Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML

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By taylor w - 31/10/2014 02:32 - United States

Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML

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Today, I found out that my fiancé of three years, with whom I share a child, fell in love with my best friend and they’ve been going on dates for the last four months after work. FML

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Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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All over the place

By unluckyinlove - 05/09/2021 00:31 - Australia - Ridgehaven

Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me and now has a 4 year old, and as he’s told me, we should get married. FML

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By KittenTitz - 03/05/2020 20:00

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML

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By alone - 20/04/2019 02:00

Today, I found out that my fiancé has been talking to another girl behind my back about how much he hates being with me. Turns out he’s been talking to her everyday for 3 months, and she kept pushing him to leave me, but he was only staying because I cook for him. FML

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Tuesday 3 August 2010 19:28

I would have smacked her upside her head with a frying pan.

bigi_sherman 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 19:27

had you cooked?

Comments

DontTouchMe1548 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 2:42

you should've smiled,said congratulations and go make them sandwiches, informing them after the first few bites that there was dog shit in it. :D

kaayalbx 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 2:43

Wow i'm soorryy.. what a dbag. Hate people who do that, theres no point in hurting someone like it.

eggjuggler 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 2:45

Be incredibly thankful that it's not you having his baby! And don't worry about that smile... you can smile the whole time his demon spawn is tearing vag apart... on through the part where she never sleeps and is constantly cleaning poop/vomit... and finally through the part where he leaves her/cheats on her as well. =)

DontTouchMe1548 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 2:51

oh and if he lives with you pack him a small suitcase with a half jar of peanut butter, a bar of soap, and a condom and kick his stupid ass and the slutty pregnant woman out.

panda7781 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 2:59

aw Hun idk what I would do. the only thing you can do is move on. :) and find you a new man.

thatsrugged 2

Wednesday 4 August 2010 3:18

Simple answer to your FML- KICK HER IN THE ******!!

girlintx 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 3:20

what a bastard!!! break up with him because he doesn't deserve you. The so-called co-worker can marry him and get cheat on....

hedgehogs 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 3:48

I am so impressed that you did not kill both of them on the spot. Does he have anything valuable in the house that you can accidentally damage beyond repair? I think giving his clothes to the Salvation Army would be good, too.

jennniferlea 4

Wednesday 4 August 2010 3:57

The FML is on the new gf because now she will be stuck with a cheating loser for life because of the kid. Once a cheater; always a cheater. Be grateful you didnt get pregnant and can dump his azz and find a real man. Think this as you smile back a her trifflin azz.