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By Broken - 03/08/2010 12:11 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML

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Today, I found out that my fiancé of three years, with whom I share a child, fell in love with my best friend and they’ve been going on dates for the last four months after work. FML

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Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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By unluckyinlove - 05/09/2021 00:31 - Australia - Ridgehaven

Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me and now has a 4 year old, and as he’s told me, we should get married. FML

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By KittenTitz - 03/05/2020 20:00

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML

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By alone - 20/04/2019 02:00

Today, I found out that my fiancé has been talking to another girl behind my back about how much he hates being with me. Turns out he’s been talking to her everyday for 3 months, and she kept pushing him to leave me, but he was only staying because I cook for him. FML

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txgirl2013 14

Tuesday 3 August 2010 19:28

I would have smacked her upside her head with a frying pan.

bigi_sherman 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 19:27

had you cooked?

Comments

SheTheOtaku 21

Tuesday 13 May 2014 6:22

"And underneath that smile. Was a mother's rage."

kendallfireHD 16

Monday 21 July 2014 20:42

I would slap the smile off her face.

jellenwood 35

Thursday 31 July 2014 5:22

Karma will find it's place.

KittyCatVargas 9

Sunday 9 November 2014 18:37

I hope in dinner you put those baby abortion pills in her food

Solano2580 24

Monday 30 March 2015 20:35

Make her miscarry, sew her vag together, then cut his dick off

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 24 May 2015 15:37

I would've slapped the smile off her face.

Steve_Dudley_UK 10

Sunday 7 June 2015 13:55

I would have said to him that not only had he been cheating on his fiancé but also cheating on the woman who was having his baby. Point out that he should have stopped having sex with herself as soon as other girl got pregnant. Say how you feel sorry for her knowing her man was leaving her to have sex with another woman while she had his baby inside her. Tell your fiancé that he should try to behave himself in future and try not to cheat on other girl. That would have made her realise he was indeed cheating on her too by sleeping with two women and he's not such a great catch. Wiped the smile off her face anyway.

jriley4u 17

Friday 18 March 2016 21:07

She'll only being smiling until he does it to her. Right now she thinks she won because she got pregnant.

Spunkipunkii 3

Saturday 4 March 2017 6:01

Oh honey.. thats when u take that knife right there on the table and end his pathetic existence and then look at her and say "after delivery- your next" , with a smile on your face the whole time. ;)

withered 30

Wednesday 24 January 2018 5:04

I fail to see how this is a FML? You found out he is a piece of shit before you married (no divorce so he doesn't get anything from you) and you are not the one pregnant with this piece of shit. Win win situation for you.