By Anonymous - 09/01/2014 17:59 - United States - Imperial

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Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML
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chevygirl23 17

********** in front of him & tell him he's not allowed to help

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sunnyray812 42

What's the point of him telling you then?

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buckeyed 20

Tell him you'll spend your energy elsewhere. Sucks, OP, but his loss.

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junkman6 22

I think this is a textbook example of a hot chick not putting enough work in during sex. Try harder OP!

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buckeyed 20

That's unfair! Sometimes, you just gotta jack it yourself. Or maybe OP's fiancé was feeling too lazy himself. You never know.

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junkman6 22

People seriously need to buy a sense of sarcasm on this site. I'm going back to (sarcasm incoming) warnings.

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buckeyed 20

Typically, for sarcasm to work (at least for me), something in your diction needs to hint towards it (i.e. cleeearly...) or you should be more hyperbolic. In this case, you just stated something that was believable in the context sans tone. Trust me, I think plenty of us get sarcasm. That said, I'm glad it was sarcasm & most of my comment is still true too. Just gotta jack it yourself sometimes...

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Sports_guy3 28

Your can't buy sarcasm, unless you go to a sarcastic store! But then they'd think you were being sarcastic, so they wouldn't take you seriously.

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ivydindy13 14

Next time he wants sex, use him for foreplay and when he's super horny push him back, pull out your ***** and tell him you've got it.

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UberNova 18

Hardly the same thing, other than petty escalated revenge.

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adrianh1090 12

Probably her husband doesn't like how OP takes care of him?

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smokecloud_ 37

Her (future) husband does not enjoy the hand/blow/**** jobs his future wife gives him, and finds it easier to do himself. They probably forgot the marital status while typing their comment, and put husband versus fiance. I do it all the time.

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gimmiekitties 11

Sometime you need to be masterbating somewhere he will walk in and when he asks to join tell him you got it hahaha

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little_one1 14

That sucks, OP! I'm sorry. I know that feeling though because my boyfriend and I have been having some issues where he'll watch **** and tell me about it, and he gets me turned on and leaves me hanging. Then won't touch me for weeks after he leaves me hanging. Sometimes I think he does it on purpose. Oh well. Go ********** yourself to sleep instead of crying yourself to sleep! At least you'll get an ****** that way!

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kurodansei 16

weeks? yeah you might wanna have a talk about that.

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glabberfasted 16

You might wanna look into what kind of **** he's watching. He sounds like he could possibly be gay.

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ksks1234 33

38-- that usually has nothing to do with it. 25-- does it seem like he uses it to hold power over you/ control you? My ex used to watch **** and deny me on purpose to make me feel unattractive. Maybe he is feeling unattractive. Or maybe he is addicted to ****. You two definitely need to talk about it.

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