By thankshun13 - 07/09/2012 02:45 - United Kingdom

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Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML
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WhoSaidThatIsh 13

I guess from the new life inside you thing it makes sense, but I'm curious if he remembers how the baby got there in the first place?

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ydi_4_suking 20

I don't think he's going to be coming anytime soon

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Zehla 7

Why on earth would you want to have sex while pregnant? Between the aches and pains an nausea, my man would have to settle for his hand.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Wow, aren't you a selfish little bitch? The nausea doesn't always last the entire way through the pregnancy, and just think of how many times your hubby didn't want to do it, but he did just to please you? Give it up. Pregnancy is not an excuse to nix sex. Some people actually say pregnancy sex is the best sex they'd ever had.

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F0reverAl0ne 5

I'd feel bad for the baby. It would be like a XXX rated trampoline. D:

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GreenDayFanatic 5

Well, I think the thought of having a dick in your ****** while a baby is in there is disgusting.... :/

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courtneyann211 10

The child is not in the ******. It's in your uterus which is why it stretches out (makes your stomach grow.) you must be brain dead if you think you can touch the baby by sticking your fingers or a guys dick in you.

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GreenDayFanatic 5

No I didn't mean it like that, I know the baby is in the uterus, I'm not brain dead. I think it's wrong to have a dick thrusting in your ****** while you are pregnant, the thrusting doesn't seem safe...

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courtneyann211 10

Ask a doctor or any pregnant women how safe sex is during pregnancy. How is it NOT safe? A dick or vibrator is not going to hurt your ****** during pregnancy anymore then it would when somebody is not pregnant. If you think the thrusting shakes the baby up, what about roller-coasters or horseback riding, or 4 wheeling? I did all 3 during my pregnancy and my babies are perfectly healthy and that would shake them up more than sex would

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GreenDayFanatic 5

Look I'm not gonna get in an argument with you bitch but riding a rollercoaster and four wheeling sounds retarded if you're pregnant... You're lucky your babies came out normal... If they are

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GreenDayFanatic 5

Unless you do anal, then I think that would be fine.

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madsaboutyou 6

He prolly is afraid he will poke the baby or something... :O

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chinchillalex 0

big deal? nine months and you're good.

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SamCrow 1

I had a real hard time with that too. I just did not say anything. Good for him for speaking up. Many men can't do it. Do not feel bad. It is not you.

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pregnantpianist 2

My man couldn't keep his hands off me when I was pregnant. Now that I'm not, he pretty much won't touch me. I think seeing our son being born in all of it's graphicness freaked him out. :/

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unicornpower56 7

Tbh I wouldn't want to have sex while pregnant, seems very gross to me. There's a kid inside you, just very weird for me.

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