By Username - 25/01/2010 11:06 - France

Today, my fiancée texts me while out at a restaurant. She told me that she saw one of my high school friends there, and that he asked "How's Douglas doing?". She then asked me who Douglas is. Douglas is my legal name. We've been together for over three years and she didn't know. FML
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Miss_Jeannie 0

If she's been calling you "Doug" for short and didn't realize that your full name was Douglas, she's an idiot. If you were being called by some other name completely and never told her your real name was Douglas, YDI.

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fatman1970 25

Why the hell haven't you told her your real name?

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TrekkieGirl 0

lmao....really?!?

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CallMeHush 0

Did she actually think your mom named you Stretch?

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Anteezy 7

I see why you kept your name a secret.

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SubjectX 0

unless you go by anything other than Doug or it's derivatives, she is a moron.

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smiller0789 3

Nice reading comprehension. SubjectX said "unless" OP goes by something other than Doug, his fiance is a moron. Meaning if he is called Doug, she is a moron.

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S2angel 0

ahaha yeaah, i agree why you kept your name a secret xD

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youEQUALtosser 0

This could go either way, as the OP didn't provide sufficient information. It all depends on whether he didn't tell her, or if she's just stupid.

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Luckster 0

So what? My legal last name is Potter, but I still go by Hyslop cause my dad's dumbass lawer didn't finish up the paperwork when gaining custody over me as well as changing my last name to his. My boyfriend didn't know until the 4th year of dating when he noticed my Credit Card says Potter. Jokes ensued after that.

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allmidnighteyes 10

This wouldn't have happened had you not told her your real name was Quailman. Good going, Doug.

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myfriend_youfail 3

This. My father's name is Clement Joseph, but NO ONE except my deceased grandfather called him by his first name (and only when extremely pissed off). ....Probably because Clement is such an old and weird name.

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pegasus77 0

Its better than my grandfather, father and uncle. they had the same first name. My dad goes by PJ and my uncle by Tito. My grandfather is Pedro. Its weird as hell.

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