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By Username - 25/01/2010 11:06 - France

Today, my fiancée texts me while out at a restaurant. She told me that she saw one of my high school friends there, and that he asked "How's Douglas doing?". She then asked me who Douglas is. Douglas is my legal name. We've been together for over three years and she didn't know. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 171
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Same thing different taste

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If she's been calling you "Doug" for short and didn't realize that your full name was Douglas, she's an idiot. If you were being called by some other name completely and never told her your real name was Douglas, YDI.

Why the hell haven't you told her your real name?

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If she doesn't know, you obviously never told her. That would be a fail on YOUR part.

cheeringxxchick 0

maybe you never told her. so what just tell her, its not that big of a deal. and how would your highschool friend, know who your fiance was. it just doesnt make sesnse completely but i understand cause i guess if you included all of the information it would be wicked long lol. plus im kinda reading into to far hahah

I have two brothers. The older one I always called Randy and the other Basil Gene. When I was 15, I found out that their real names were Edward Randall and Basil Eugene. Basil's name wasn't a big deal. However, I was kinda freaked out when everybody started calling my other brother Ed instead of Randy. That's what I get for being the youngest, I guess. Everybody just assumes that I know everything already...

DJ_Applebeef 0

I feel that you must destroy her and join the dark side... "Douglas"

why didn't you tell her what your name is? didn't you have any time for it in 3 years?

hey think on the bright side maybe it was just a blond moment and if she's not blond than maybe she's just scatterbrained:}