Love: Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another...

By thankskimi - 15/03/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

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By SKuser - 19/05/2009 08:09 - China

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML

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By WTF - 15/10/2015 04:43 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend because she wanted to be with a man who has an income and a stable career. We are seniors in college and I accepted a really good job offer which I start once I graduate, which she knows about. She dumped me for a drug dealer. FML

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By man2 - 23/09/2010 11:18 - Ireland

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML

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You deserved it 4 055

By Lonely - 18/03/2010 04:02 - United States

Today, the girl I have been dating for the past couple months broke it off with me. She said she's tired of waiting around for me and being ignored in the mean time. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so greedy as to finish my 2 degrees and work 2 jobs to pay for my school. How selfish of me. FML

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God laughs

By Flipper_87 - 29/06/2022 04:00

Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2014 19:44 - United Kingdom - Alfreton

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML

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You deserved it 3 918

More money, more problems

By Anonymous - 10/06/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend of several years broke up with me because of my lack of ability to contribute financially to the life that she envisioned for herself, due to my significant contributions in child support to my ex. She wants a more equal partner. FML

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Standards

By Lily - 23/03/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 08:07 - Australia - Boronia

Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML

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You deserved it 4 346

By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

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You deserved it 2 774

bm_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 22:46

Don't worry about her... You'll find a less stupid girl easily...

alex_vik 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 22:47

I'm sure you'll find someone intelligent.

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jdrives 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 23:04

more like fhl.

Brahmzy1 3

Monday 9 July 2012 19:25

More like her life is ******

Kitten125 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 23:06

I'm going to guess that it wasn't really about the money and just the fact she either a) got bored or b) thinks the other dudes dick is bigger. Hopefully you'll find someone who isn't a stupid bitch. Good luck! :D

iemislayer 10

Tuesday 1 March 2011 3:37

yea

lemon_squeezy 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 23:07

agreed with #11 she's an idiot lol

endless63 2

Sunday 15 March 2009 23:09

Agreed with #4 & #5... A douch ex girlfriend. Good riddance. =P You'll find someone else better, I'm sure of it.

Stoopid 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 23:15

...well at least she gets nights and weekends free

xpzaiko 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 16:42

stupid bitch lol

raven02 0

Monday 25 April 2011 0:07

this made me laugh so hard

Neskwik_fml 6

Friday 29 July 2011 21:41

so SO hard................xD xD

Djred160 1

Saturday 20 August 2011 22:35

So so so hard !

D3ADSN1P3R 2

Monday 2 July 2012 6:22

i see what you did there lol

Migor 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 23:17

Nooo you all are wrong the girl is smart in the future she will have the newest T-mobile phones for free!!!That is the future for this Bitch

jmodaro 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 0:10

slick!

SkepticalJohn 4

Monday 28 October 2013 1:23

And with Obama Care, doctors' salaries are going to be abysmal. Marrying for $ - marry a politician.

teamofml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 23:18

even she was just looking for an excuse to break up with you she is stupid now that she didn't find a good one.

sallem5 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 23:18

LOL @ 15 But yeah, I think she's: a--not seeing the bigger picture b--banging the other guy More than likely, it's B. Eh, you don't wanna a girl like that anyway.