By ....... - 23/06/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
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effmyyliifee 0

high aspirations

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orangerocker26 0

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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jewelzgalore 0

that comment is a win

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ohsnapelenaaa 0

hhahahahahhahahah aw:) at least she has ambition..

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summer66_fml 0

OMG lol!!!! how does she even know that word????

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rain_lovergirl 0

omg you people are so ignorant. I knew what sex was when i was four and my dad is a pastor kids hear things and learn from other kids who might not have parents who care or tv or the computer anywhere!!!! most of you people on here are oblivious to the world. also quit saying things are fake why would she waste the time of making that up? people pleeease mature

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mouxouxou 11

U knew what sex was when u were four.......?That is just...weird.

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headcreeps 0

153, you knew what sex was when you were 4? I'm sorry, but, a 4 year olds brain cannot even properly conceive that thought entirely.

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ImTheAlpha 30

Give a 4 year old whø taught themselves how to read when they were two a human body encyclopedia, and it's possible. I did it.

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kruzdan 0

i think alot of men would pay for a four year old hooker ;D but not me.... and i bet she would make better money than the what? 8.50 you make an hour.

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nom_nom_nom 0

#155, I knew sex was a dirty word or act at age 4, but I see where you are getting at. I didn't know exactly what it was and what it entailed. I'm in agreement with you here.

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BabaBlackShirt 0

Kid knows one when she sees one.

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