By ....... - 23/06/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
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effmyyliifee 0

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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There is something wrong when 5 year olds know the word "hooker." There's a parenting fail in there somewhere. Either you exposed her to it (she overheard you/dad/your friend, she heard it on an inappropriate TV show, etc) or she heard it from her classmates in kindergarten who have lazy parents.

This sounds fake to me. A 5 year old wouldn't know what a prostitute is, let along know the slang 'hooker' for it.

A good point, but I would disagree with you on that, you'd be surprised the things children know at absurdly young ages. She could have heard the word any number of places (School, TV, Radio, her parents, etc). Granted she probably doesn't know what it means, like most small children, but not knowing what something is doesn't stop children from talking about it.

HA! I knew it! Barbie really is the root of all evil! Don't worry too much, she probably heard the word at school or on the radio or something, chances are she has no idea what a hooker actually is and she's just saying it for the hell of it. I assume afterwords you sat down and talked to her about why she shouldn't say that, so there shouldn't be anything to worry about.

love_the_fame 0

Hahahaha!!! I am soooo with you on the whole "Barbie is the root of all evil" thing!

ya but no one really uses the word prostitute anymore i haven't heard anyone say that in years.

A_Wolfe 0
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Why won't my comments show up? damn iPhone. D: anyways. buy her some heels, some hairspray, a minidress, and a few magnums. and some birth control. I wish her luck in her career :D

affa99 0

She shouldnt know what a hooker is....you are a bad parent!

how does your daughter even know that word?!

meriadoc2 0

I bet she heard it from some other little brat in the park whos mum is one!