Kids: Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV.... - FML

By ....... - 23/06/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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effmyyliifee 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 22:58

high aspirations

orangerocker26 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 22:59

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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aznbillybob4sho 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 7:58

FAKE!

viper144 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 8:24

Lol wtf? How old is the daughter

prospekt1 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 8:26

hahaha thats funny that ur little girl can already tell what a ***** loojs like

Nakedsquirrel 5

Wednesday 24 June 2009 8:28

Hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahah!!!!

calamito 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 8:28

I honestly think you're full of crap, but whatever.

JordyRox 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 8:42

LOLOLOLOL

blackbear6193 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 8:52

if your 5 year old even knows what a hooker is (im gonna assume this is real, but im 99% sure this was made up) then you are not a good parent and have done a shitty job at shielding your child from the adult world.

PaperMoon 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 9:28

Wow, let's try to get that career off her list... But still... 5 years old? That's pretty bad parenting...

etchasketchy 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 9:30

Awww thats soo funny. kids say the funniest things thats forsure.

calvarykid93 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 9:35

Subliminal advertising!!!!!.......just sayin

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