By ....... - 23/06/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
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effmyyliifee 0

high aspirations

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orangerocker26 0

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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bballfreak 0

Damnn... #3 you need to chill, it's not even that big of a deal. People can comment however the hell they feel like.

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lady307 0

LOL! Kids are priceless!

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Lil_Ms_Trble 0

:) many people associate barbies with *****, she might have heard it from smb of her mum's friends fake or not - quite funny :)

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ponypalace91 0

at a parent teacher conference my thirteen year old sister told my parents and her teacher that she didnt need to learn in school because she was going to be a trophy wife when she grows up. my parents almost died. hahaha where do kids learn these things?

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itsbriiibaby 0

aww poor OP! at least she's really young and [hopefully] has no idea what a hooker is! it could be a lot worse, she could be 15 and saying this. in which case it would TRULY be and FYL. ;P

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glock17wielder 0

It seems your daughter knows how to use sarcasm. I guess that's good.

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JTMan95 0

By thirteen most kids know pretty much all about that stuff. When my cousin was thirteen, a girl in his grade got pregnant.

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maxxo_fml 0

OMG this is so ******* fake! you must be a hooker to make your daughter talk like that! you bitch ***** ****!!! youre daughters a hooker too! **** HER and **** YOU!!! bitches! suck my dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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