By ....... - 23/06/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
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effmyyliifee 0

high aspirations

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orangerocker26 0

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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hellosies 0

Hahahahahahahahahahaha that's hilarious. I wouldn't assume that you're going to deprive her of reaching her dreams, right? That'd be aweful. Poor girl.

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damnablefate 0

Hahahaha. Oh wow. I'm sure she doesn't actually know what a hooker is. She probably just heard of the, uh, "job" somewhere, and as five-year-old girls do, said, "That's what I wanna be!". Maybe she thinks it has something to do with fish. Or grappling hooks. :P

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texaswildflower 0

I'd like to be respectful, but #251, are you insane? Man, I'm glad I'm not your girlfriend.

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anditsashlee 0

Today, I turned on FML to read the FML's that were new, I saw a new one that hadn't been commented on yet. Later when I check back on it, there are over 250 comments. It made me happy to feel first. MLIA

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timtimcity 0

Ahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahaha(breath)hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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were_giraffe 2

hooker, barbie doll what's the difference? how do you think barbie pays for that pink mansion? >:)

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beaniebabe 0

how did Barbie lead to hookers?

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CandyKisses 0

And a five year old know what a hooker is... how? I probably learned when I was eight or something. Maybe younger. But not five. Anyhow, that made my day. XP

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