What I want to know is how a five year old knows what a hooker is or where they heard the word.

Ha Ha yeah It's every little girls dream to become one Momma when I grow up I wanna be, a HO

Did Barbie teach her that? Ken will probably teach her to give good blows.

Ouch, that is by far the WORST kids fml, I feel sorry for you and your....... daughter. I have no idea where your daughter learned that word, unless dad came...... nevermind.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!

AW. Well first of all, everyone learns a new word every day. Seriously every day when i go to school, i hear a new word to put on my list of things to google because i KNOW there not things my parents want to explain to me. Hooker is something kids now and days learn reasonably early in there lives... unless there like tinsy tiny. Of course barbie didnt teach her that to everyone who says that. It's very middle-schoolish to make up random things that little kid tv programs would be saying. No, more of elementry schoolish. People would all ways make up things like "my little sis saw **** on barnie last night." Really people? Secondly, you can screw all i just said if you talk to your daughter about that, which you probably dont because you sound like you were surprised, and thats not what a reasonable parent would talk about with there parents. That did make me laugh for about five minutes straight until i cried lol...

It's "nowadays" and it's "Barney". Just reading your post and trying to understand wtf you were on about made my head hurt.

Maybe she just really wants to play Rugby when she grows up? ... No? Meh.

This is one of the reasnos i hate society.

Rofl. i love this FML. P.S. Everyone just stop bitching about others saying first or some shit.. grow the **** up.