By ....... - 23/06/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
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effmyyliifee 0

high aspirations

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orangerocker26 0

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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rachlikestea1 0

ahaha, thats good, howd she hear that one? and lets hope she doesnt know what it means.

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enfin_fml 0

From Whose Line is it Anyway? on bad parental advice (or something along those lines): "A teacher...a teacher? Honey, prostitutes make TWICE that money"

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kellster 2

Sounds like someone took a wrong turn on the parenting trail!

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RedRidingHood_fml 0

Hmmm seems to me that Barbie and a hooker are one in the same

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mido1992 0

u sick bastard u should be happy 4 ur daughter what is wrong with being a hooker its a way of making money

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plexico 3

I'd be a male hooker, only I have a hard time giving it away!

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stevo11 0

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah it really depends on how old your kid is though

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vampemu 16

sux2bu. besides, its easier to get paid; the people paying you are having a hard time finding it so they shouldnt be as choosy.

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plexico 3

I still like trying to give it away! ;) Remember, one thing people don't realize about prostitutes is that they more or less have to accept all comers (pun intended) no matter how gross. Not all johns are Richard Gere.

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kira1kira 0

I was right! my friend didn't believe me but I knew barbie was a prostitute

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BILMAN 0

this is soooo FAKE! you hooker! service me NAO!!!

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